Intro: (x2) C - G - Am - Em - F - Fm - C (walk down to) G (then back up to)

         C          G        Am      Em
When you dance with him, you look so thin
     F            Fm                   C (walk down to) G (then back up to)
That I can almost look through you and see
         C          G          Am     Em
When you dance with him, I see losers win
    F               Fm                C (walk down to) G (then back up to)
And loser’s not who their supposed to be
C              G          Am                 Em
Goodnight, you loser, you midnight moonlight user
     F               Fm            C (walk down to) G (then back up to)
It’s time for you to try to fall asleep

(Scott plays the verse progression once here with some alternate picking for "flair")

         C          G      Am      Em
When you dance with him, I see you blend
F             Fm             C (walk down to) G (then back up to)
Into who you are supposed to be
         C          G    Am       Em
When you dance with him, time you spend
  F                Fm              C (walk down to) G (then back up to)
Begins to turn you in to something cheap
   C             G          Am                 Em
So goodnight you loser, you midnight moonlight user
     F               Fm          C (Walk down to)
It’s time for you to try to fall asleep


     G             F
But, Ain’t you the sweetest thing?
G             F
Aint’ you the sweetest thing?
G             F                 Am     G
Aint’ you the sweetest thing to me?

G             F
Ain’t you the sweetest thing?
G             F
Aint’ you the sweetest thing?
G             F                 Am     G
Aint’ you the sweetest thing? to me

(third time around is strummed and then back to picking for the last two lines)

G             F
Ain’t you the sweetest thing?
G             F
Aint’ you the sweetest thing?
G             F                 Am     G (walk up to)
Aint’ you the sweetest thing? to me


C             G          Am                 Em
Goodnight you loser, you midnight moonlight user
F                    Fm            C
It’s time for you to try to fall asleep