Fuck Em

E|--5--| 
B|--5--| 
G|--6--| 
D|--7--| 
A|--7--| 
E|--5--| 


For the second E, again I'm not sure, but I think he's using a higher chord, such as:
E|--4--| e|--7--       
B|--5--| B|--9--       
G|--4--| G|--9--       
D|--6--| or    D|--9-- 
A|--7--| A|--7--       
E|--0--| E|--0--       

E
I'm all strung-out, and, my money's spent
A
Can't really tell ya' where last year went
                              D
But, I've given up paying my bills for Lent
G            E                   B
My landlord, he says he wants his rent
         A
Fuck 'em!

A                              E
Hey, now, the women they come, the women they go
                                  A
The hens start to cackle when the cock starts to crow
A                                 Dm
Hell, I take 'em in when the warm winds blow
E Em  E                            A
But, I boot 'em in the ass once it starts to snow
E                   A
Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck them!

A                                  F#                    E
Yeah, got a letter from my folks, and, they say they're in debt
E                                          A
They say that things are as bad as they can possibly get
F#m        Am                       Dm
Y'know, I haven't answered that letter yet
Dm                E
I might use it to light my cigarette
                    A
Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck them!
A
What'd they ever do for me anyway?
E                      Em                     E
Threw me outta the house when I was twenty-nine years old
E
And cut off my allowance
A
Fuck 'em!

E                             E
Hey, a woman come around and handed me a line
F#m              E                       A
About a lot of little orphan kids sufferin' and dyin'
D                                  G              E
Shit, I give her a quarter, cause one of 'em might be mine
E
Yeah, the rest of those bastards can keep right on cryin'
        A
I mean, fuuuck kids!
                 E
Throw up on your shoulder, piss in your lap, Never give you nothing
A
Fuck 'em!


A                              F#m       E
I had a fight last night with a big lumberjack
E                                A
I spent most the fight laying flat on my back
                                         D
You know he beat me up fair, and, that's a fact
               E                  B        E
But, I busted his head as soon as he turned his back
E                       A
Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck "fair fighting"!

E            A                       F            E
Yeaaaaaah, y'know, my junkie buddy got the shakes again
A
He give me five bucks in the autumn rain
                                            D
I'm supposed to bring back something to kill his pain,
    Dm         G              E
heh, hehAw, shit! I took the bread and I jumped on a train'
E                   A
Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck junkies!
          E
Menace to society, break into your house, steal your TV set And go pawn it, and stick up gas 
stations,
                               A
then wanna get rehabilitated right next-door to you
 A
Fuck them!

               G        E
Hey, I caught a cold, I'm chilled and wet
                                       B
And, I'm coughing blood, and I'm short of breath
       F                             B
And at the foot of my bed sits Old Man Death

He says: " Hey Shel, " he says, " ain't you ready to go yet? "And, I says... " You're the 
Devil's
favorite pet! " And, I says..."He's waitin' for ya...And, you're late..."And I says:

F                   A#             F                                                        
"FUUUUUUUUUCK HIM! LET THE MOTHER WAIT! I GOT THINGS I AIN'T C NE YET, AND BILLS I HAVEN'T 
     F
NOT PAID!
I GOT PEOPLE I AIN'T FUCKED UP, AN' I GOT CHICKS THAT I HAVEN'T KNOCKED UP AND LEFT YET!
  A#                        F            A#             F
 I'VE GOT things TO C ...PACE S T' GO.... PEOPLE T' C !HA HA-HA-HA!..."
How's that?