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On my phone, I've got a list
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Of food i ate and people I kissed
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Because of this I'm losing weight
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And batting my eyes like siren bait
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Just like a hate-watched series
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I catalog life dearly
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Dreary how-tos on half-assed self abuse

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Probably when i'm 22
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Then I'll be doing something new
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Because I lose attention fast
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And I get bored right off the bat
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But I hate class, and I hate work
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And doing nothing's even worse
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But I still curse and complain every day

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If i thrive best in hate machines
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And shallow tabloid magazines
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And groups for memes, where everyone fights
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And tries to make straight white boys cry
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Then will i die still swallowing
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All sides of conflict, possibly
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I'€™m 3 percent non-hikikomori

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97 speaks and now I'm there
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Fuzzy socks and shampooed hair
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Cyst acne bare, I'm eating healthy
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Watching Ina cook for Jeffery
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I'm kinda pissed if this is the real me
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At least I know who I kissed and what I eat

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