Cm            Fm A#
Ward off great evil
G#                A#   G
'For I reach the front door
G#           G    Cm
What am I in hell for?
G#            G
Was I born to be tortured?

Cm            Fm A#
Creatures, medieval
G#
Can you guide me?
A#       G
YES, OF COURSE
G#             Gm Cm
Fairy, goblin, unicorn
G#                G
Point me the way with your horn


[Verse]
N.C
So you
G
Don’t believe me
     Am           D
Well I'll make it easy
     Em         G
I'll burst open the seams
     Am           D
With you standing next to me

G
What look like raisins
    Am            D
Are plastered on my skin
   Em       G
Naturally occurring
    Am           D D D
Monster making condition


[Transition]
G  C  Bm  A F#


[Verse]
C                             D Bm
It’s not the effect of poison ivy
C           G
I go hiking carefully
Am                      G
How come they want me on tv?
   Em             B
Am I really that much of a freak?
C                             D Bm
Why evеr would I come out of hiding
C              G
When nobodies nicе to me?
Am                 G
How could anyone think I'm lovely
Em                  B
When they retch at the sight of me?


[Chorus]
C
I'd like to get groovy
       D
To drink a mango smoothie
     Em               B
I'd like to watch a movie with-out
Am        B
Everyone, and the sun
C               G
Telling me that I look dumb
Em
Hate my buds
B             C                  G
Just because there's not enough room for us
Em              D      B
They forced me to eat ice
C                G
Then I broke my teeth and cried

Am             B
Jekyll, Hyde, Dragon, Slime
C               G
The only ones who are kind
C                G
Not my fault my body's spots
C               G
Resemble dried apricots


[Verse]
C          G
Beedo, Appadeebin
     Am                  G
Wish I did but I don't believe him
C               G
All I want is a quiet evening
     Am                                   B
And now you're telling me my dream’s not one that’s worth believing in?

C                G
Eedo, Appigo Appadeeben
         Am                  Bm
Yeah I'm ugly but there is a reason
       C                    G
I came out of the oven too seasoned
    Am                              B
Sometimes there’s a casserole that just isn't worth eating


[Transition]
G  C  Bm Bm/E  Am  D
G  A  Bm  C D G


[Verse]
C                          Bm
I imagine self-worth and inner peace
Am               G
Tastes like artificial cherry
C
No, Wait
                G
Maybe more like ice cream
Am                             B
Either way I really could use some flavouring
C                         D        Bm
Come one everybody, come one come all
    C                G
The circus clown has dropped the ball
Am                      G
HOW ABOUT WE GIVE HER A FCE  FULL OF PIE
Em                                 B
For some reason, in return, you'd still expect a smile


[Verse]
C                D    Bm
And, whenever you get mad
Am                G
I'm your walking punching bag
Am                  Bm
Can your conscience handle that?

C                                  D       G
It shouldn’t be you, the one who's feeling bad
C                             D
Not with all your intact arteries


[Chorus]
C
I'd like to get groovy
       D
To drink a mango smoothie
     Em               B
I'd like to watch a movie with-out
Am        B
Everyone, and the sun
C               G
Telling me I'm not enough

Am         B
Why would enjoy this?
C              G
No, I'm not a masochist
Am                B
With red gloves, all you touch
C                 G
Certainly will get marked up
Am           B
I in fact, in light of this
C        D        G
Became your painting canvas


[Bridge]
Em               Bm
It's me against you and dad
C              N.C
Not afraid to punch him back
Em
Happen to want to get hurt badly?
     G            F#  F            Em
Then go ahead and try messing with me
B                  A#          A          G
I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free

Em                           F#                  G          F#           Em
Worse than that, I'll steal all the cholate out your dear chocolate chip cookies
Em                       D#
Purposely misplace your keys
Em           D#       N.C
Be the reason why you sneeze


[Verse]
     G#               Fm
When I say green you think of cheese
    A#m               D#            G#          Fm    A#m  D#
But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines

    G#                   Fm
You take pictures, I'll fake a smile
         A#m                 D#                G#        Fm
Through gritting teeth you might surmise it's not the same
        A#m                D#
But you know that I won't play your game
G#              Fm          A#m         D#          G#
Wasted all your day and you let me get away with it


[Verse]
F#                            D#m
If you look like me, don't go out at night
     G#m                   F#
To a man on edge, you could give a fright
        G#m                      F#
And in self defence, he'll take out a knife
         G#m             F#
Wouldn't want to cause a scene

G#m                               F#
Looking like it's time for me to fly away
G#m                  F#
Maybe I'll see you another day
N.C          G#m                A#m
Sike, you're probably going the other way
          G#m                            F#
So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay?

G#m                    A#m      F#
Luckily on my diet, I don't eat meat
G#m                            A#m        C#
For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky
G#m                   A#m                  G#m
Not a monster 'cus I don't hate babies, I don't skip cut-scenes

G#m                           A#m
Eating my own kind is against my beliefs
G#m                                 F#
You, though, had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim so
G#m                     A#m
Made of stone your evil heart must be
G#m                               F#
Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery


[Ending]
N.C     D#m             F#
O-o-oh yippadie dee oh yippadie doh doh
G#m         A#m           F#
Went to the potluck with scones
B         Bm       A#        D#m
You won't take any home, I know
      G#m                          A#m
But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking

G#m               A#m
Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no
G#m          A#m        F#
But they can get you disowned
B        Bm           A#      D#m
WE WON'T LOOK AT HER! is that so?
        G#m                          A#m
Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking

G#m                A#m
Thanks for pizza, I'll take a mango
G#m         A#m           F#
Blend it up real nice and slow
B       Bm              A#       D#m
My dear friends, I have made it home
G#m      C#         F#
Rewarded with time alone