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The closest that I got to smart
     D              G
When I was walking through the car park
    Bm                  F
My first romance was in full spark
     C          Am
And in my tonic suit
   Eb           Em
I took a sneaky route
         B             Ebm
Past the empty washing lines
A
To the sheds where all the bells would chime

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    D                 G  
I loved the suits and shiny shoes
    D                G
The braces that I'd never use
    Bm                  F
And so much more than just a muse
     C                Am
She was my heart and soul
     Eb                Em
Like the sausage in a roll
         B             Ebm
But I couldn't stay out late
A
I'd be flat out on the ropes again

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    D                 G  
The sun went down on all of that
    D           G  
I folded up the pink cravat
    Bm             F
Behind the door my pork pie hat
     C               Am
The Brut back in the box
   Eb               Em
My eyes towards the gods
         B             Ebm
But she left me with a void
A
That I filled with brand new corduroys

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