F:   133211    A:  x02220
Am:  x02210    Dm: xx0231
Gm:  355333    Cm: x35543
Bbm: x13321    G:  320033
Bb:  x1333x    C:  x32010

F

F
In a make believe celebrities -
Am
Taking bows in front of me,
Gm
In your dickie bow ties,
Bbm             Bb         F
In your dickies bow ties.

F
Pick your nose beside the stage,
Am
Jesus Christ has come of age,
Gm
So you've had a good cry,
Bbm             Bbm        F   Am A
So you've had a good cry.

      Dm
Reach out there's people in the stalls,
  A
A Blackpool season isn't very small,
Cm
Reading commercials on TV,
   G                                  Bb
Is just as good as a bad page three review,

   A                Dm             C
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb
Revue.
   A                Dm             C
We all know it's so hard for you.

F

F
In the dressing room you find,
Am
Telegrams with good luck lines,
Gm
So nice to be known,
Bbm           Bb      F
So nice to be known.

F
The curtain falls so that's the end,
    Am
You hit the bottle once again,
Gm
So you've had a good crowd,
Bbm             Bbm          F   Am A
So you've had a good crowd.

      Dm
Reach out there's people in the stalls,
  A
A Blackpool season isn't very small,
Cm
Reading commercials on TV,
   G                                  Bb
Is just as good as a bad page three review,

   A                Dm             C
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb
Revue.
   A                Dm             C
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb
Revue.
   A                Dm             C
We all know it's so hard for you.
  Bb
Revue.
   A                Dm             C   Bb   A
We all know it's so hard for you.