I was cold like a fridge And stiff like a broom Sad like a night-cap And bleak like the desert Like a grave, I never spoke Like a door, I never laughed Like a chair, I never danced I was unhappy like a stone My heart was hard like iron My hair colourless like the rain My skin as rough as chalk My breasts as flat as a board I was cold like a fridge And boring like the autobahn Grey like an elefant Slow like an endless day Cold, stiff, sad Dull, dumb, boring Suddenly, it'all different! I am hot like a stove Flexible like a snake Cheerful like a sparrow And funny like an ape I talk like a parrot And dance like a spinning-top And laugh to see me so pretty Happy like a fish in the sea My heart is soft like cotton My skin tender like velvet My breats are round like muffins My hair is shiny like diamonds I am hot like a oven And I am happy like a finch Pink like a rose And fast like a rocket Hot, soft, pink, tender Fast, shiny, funny Suddenly it's all different! Hot, soft, cheerful Flexible, chatty, happy Suddenly it's all different!