I was cold like a fridge
And stiff like a broom
Sad like a night-cap
And bleak like the desert

Like a grave, I never spoke
Like a door, I never laughed
Like a chair, I never danced
I was unhappy like a stone

My heart was hard like iron
My hair colourless like the rain
My skin as rough as chalk
My breasts as flat as a board

I was cold like a fridge
And boring like the autobahn
Grey like an elefant
Slow like an endless day

Cold, stiff, sad
Dull, dumb, boring
Suddenly, it'all different!

I am hot like a stove
Flexible like a snake
Cheerful like a sparrow
And funny like an ape
I talk like a parrot
And dance like a spinning-top
And laugh to see me so pretty
Happy like a fish in the sea

My heart is soft like cotton
My skin tender like velvet
My breats are round like muffins
My hair is shiny like diamonds
I am hot like a oven
And I am happy like a finch
Pink like a rose
And fast like a rocket

Hot, soft, pink, tender
Fast, shiny, funny
Suddenly it's all different!
Hot, soft, cheerful
Flexible, chatty, happy
Suddenly it's all different!