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                          D#m7
A week's too long not to ring
                                    B
She colours her hair and waits for him
                                    D#m7
No cat against dog, just head over heels
                               E
Sex twice a day, best time in years

            D#m7
Oh no, why hasn't he phoned?
     E                 D#m7
She has to wait until he's on his own
 E                    D#m7
Lying and denying so nobody knows
      E             D#m7            C#m7         B           F#
I'll tell her this week is what he tells her to keep her on loan
E                     B
   He'll buy her one day

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B
     Sex drives, oral highs, cheated wives and spies
D#m7
     Cream cakes, coffee dates, floral gifts, goodbye
B
     Passed away, for the day, had a change of kind
D#m7
     Sex change, too mundane for the average mind

E           D#m7
Oh no, she just can't see
  E               D#m7
Where he is and where he's been
 E                                   D#m7
Looked prim and straight, like she's always been
E    D#m7 C#m7 B  F#
All that she saved for
E               B
   Went missing again

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C#m7                                        B       
     She could be, she could be, she could be wrong

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C#m7                                        B      
     She could be, she could be, she could be wrong

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C#m7                                        B        
     She could be, she could be, she could be wrong

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C#m7                                           B
     It looks like, it looks like, the word's got around

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B                         D#m7
They found a body in the lake
                             B
Maybe, it wasn't really his name
                                     D#m7
Same colour, same weight, same size feet

It's the not knowing that kills you

E           D#m7
Oh no, the clocks stopped slow
E                 D#m7
Every time you're on your own
E                           D#m7
Ya' hide from the spies so nobody knows
   E                 D#m7       C#m7       B       F#
Scratch through the pages of a lazy day's news for a clue
E                 B
   Still looking for you

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( B D#m7 E B )
( B D#m7 E Em )

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( B )