It's 7 and it's time to check in,
But now it's 8 and now it's 10.
It's time for tang and vitamins,
Let's conduct experiments.

We've been out here since I don't when,
We're up in space just like john glenn,
Say hi on earth to all our friends,
Sure would like to see some aliens.

Don't beam me down,
Or splashdown,
You know I like it above the atmosphere,
Sea of tranquility,
Low gravity,
I'm gonna grab a star as a souvenir.
On the final frontier.

The view is positively heavenly,
We're studying cosmology,
Just like the pioneering chimpanzees,
My bones just lost some density.

Don't beam me down,
Or splashdown,
You know I like it above the atmosphere,
Sea of tranquility,
Low gravity,
My God, it's full of stars.
Don't beam me down,
Or splashdown,
You know I like it above the atmosphere,
Sea of tranquility,
Low gravity,
I'm gonna grab a star as a souvenir.
On the final frontier.