Am         Dm      C   E
I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
      Am        Dm        C     E
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
           Am         C    F
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
                 E                   Am
I try to give you loving till the day you drop

       Am           Dm     C     E
I've been training like a Pavlov dog
          Am     Dm    C     E
Sent my independence out to take a hike
         Am        C     F
All you gotta do is activate my bell
      E                   Am
And I'll fetch you anything you like

    D       C
Going once, going twice
   F        G
Every man here has a price
   D       C
Over here, over there
     F         G
Sold to not a single lady in here

    Am           Dm      C   E
I've been here like a thousand times
      Am       Dm      C    E
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
     Am       Dm      C    E
I've been to every continent
         Am           Dm    C
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
         E          Am
And if I'm not the type of guy
 C    F
You like to circumvent
              E               Am
Just remember not to love me when I disappear

Am        Dm     C
I graduated at the top
  E           Am        Dm      C
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
 E          Am       C     F
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
           E                Am
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

    D       C
Going once, going twice
       F       G
Won't these gentlemen suffice?
  D      C
Any here, Any there
  F      G
Any motions anywhere

    D        C
Going twice, going thrice
      F          G
Guess this means we'll go 4 times a lady

 A                    D      A
I promise I'll be all you need, ever need
     Bm         E
You'll never have to shop around
A                     D       A
I'll give you all you ever need, ever need
     Bm           E
Don't worry I will never
 A        D
Let you down, let you down
     Bm           E        A
Don't worry I will never let you down

Am          Dm
So many ladies are wanting for mates
C                 E
And the prospects are good

But the date's never great
Am      Dm       C      E
Over here Over there Over where Anywhere
Am           Dm
They're too busy With winning
C        E
The bidding To care and he's
D
Sold