[Primeira Parte]

E                       F#
  I was supposed to be sent away
      D#m                    G#m
But they forgot to come and get me
B/D#  E                 F#
        I was a functioning 

Alcoholic till nobody
 B7M           G#m
Noticed my new aesthetic

B/D#  E                 F# 
        All of this to say: 
                D#m
I hope you're okay
                G#m
But you're the reason
B/D#  E             F#
        And no one here's to blame
      B7M                   G#m
But what about your quiet treason?

[Refrão]

     B/D#  E                   F#
And for a fortnight, there we were

Forever running to you
 D#m            G#m
Sometimes ask about the weather
                B/D#  E  
Now, you're in my    backyard
             F#
Turned into good neighbours
                   B7M  
Your wife waters flowers 
         G#m     B/D#
I wanna kill her

( E  F#  B )

[Segunda Parte]

E                      F#
  All my mornings are mondays
            D#m          G#m
Stuck in an endless February
B/D#  E                     F#
        I took the miracle move-on drug
       B7M             G#m
The effects were temporary

    B/D#  E              F#
And I    love you, it's ruining my life
        D#m            G#m
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
B/D#  E              F#
I    touched you for only a fortnight
    B7M                 G#m
(I touched you), but I touched you

[Refrão]

     B/D#  E                   F#
And for a fortnight, there we were

Forever running to you
 D#m            G#m
Sometimes ask about the weather
                B/D#  E  
Now, you're in my    backyard
          F#
Turned into good neighbours
                   B7M 
Your wife waters flowers
         G#m
I wanna kill her

     B/D#  E                   F#
And for a fortnight, there we were

Together, running to you
 D#m                G#m
Sometimes come and tug my sweater
                    E      
Now, you're at the mailbox
          F#
Turned into good neighbours
                B 
My husband is cheating
         G#m
I wanna kill him

[Ponte]

    B/D#  E              F#
And I    love you, it's ruining my life
        D#m            G#m
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
B/D#  E              F#
I    touched you for only a fortnight
    B               G#m
(I touched you), I touched you

    B/D#  E              F#
And I    love you, it's ruining my life
        D#m            G#m
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
B/D#  E              F#
I    touched you for only a fortnight
    B               G#m
(I touched you), I touched you

[Final]

B/D#  E                   F#
I'm  calling ya, but you won't pick up
         D#m                G#m
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
      B/D#  E               F#
Move to   Florida, buy the car you want
        B                       G#m
But it won't start up till you touch

Touch, touch me

     E                   F#
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
         D#m                G#m
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
          E               F#
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
        B                       G#m
But it won't start up till you touch

Touch, touch you