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 D               F#m             Em          A           
e|--2------2-------5-----5-------3----3------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------2-2h3----| 
G|---2--------2-----6-------------4-----4------2---------| 
D|-0----0--------4-----4-----6--2---2---------2----------| 
A|-------------------------------------------0-----------| 
E|-------------------------------------------------------| 
 
(fica melhor se continuar tocando a intro aqui) 
D                F#m 
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  In 
Em                        A  
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do. 
D                   F#m 
Sometimes you gotta make some love 
Em                          A 
And fuckin give her some smooches too 
 
Bm                   G 
Sometimes you got to squeeze 
Bm                       G 
Sometimes you got to say please 
D                     A 
Sometimes you got to say: 
 
          D             F#m 
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly             | 
Em                  A                      | 
I'm gonna screw you gently                 | 
          D             F#m                <    Aqui fica melhor 
I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly            |    com batida 
          Em            A                  | 
I'm gonna ball you ...  discretely---      | 
 
Bm                  G 
  And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers 
D                   A 
  And then you say, Wait a minute sally! 
Bm               G                               Em 
   I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? 
A 
That's fuckin' Teamwork! 
 
D                      F#m 
What's your favorite posish?                                          | 
Em                              A                           D         | 
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you       | opening here 
                       F#m                                            < aswell 
What's your favorite dish?                                            | 
              Em                             A                        | 
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!                | 
 
    Bm                         G 
And then I'm gonna love you completely 
    D                             A 
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely 
    Bm                           G 
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely 
    D 
But then... 
 
          Em         A         C    G    D 
I'm gonna fuck ----  you ----- haaaaaaaaaard------- 
Bm           C             D 
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!