Wanna catch a flick?
Let the meter tick
In the parking lot outside
Of theatre number six
Where the woofer doesn't kick
Like she used to anymore

Give me one half dozen blunt force concussions
Crack my head in two
Just don't put me through saying I love you

Wanna take a walk?
We don't have to talk
It's probably better that way
And it's getting pretty late
Yeah, that's what I'll say
When I leave you with the check to pay

Give me one half dozen blunt force concussions
Crack my head in two
Just don't put me through saying I love you

Trust me
If I'm feeling blue
Trust me
I'm thinking about you

Give me one half dozen blunt force concussions
Crack my head in two
Just don't put me through saying I love you

Trust me
If I'm feeling blue
Trust me
I'm thinking about you