A
She said jealousy is something that distracts you
  F#m
I said it's hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops
    D
And then there was that dream about you naked in the bathroom
E
Telephone just rang I heard you say I'll call you back soon

A
He's been waiting in the alley for an hour
F#m
She's been powdering her nose in the shower
D
I've been trying to figure out where it went sour
E
But I think the ringing in my ears is getting louder

Bm            E
Hold out your hand... And
A      C#m
Take it easy
F#m                          Bm
I already know what's been going on
          E
I knew it all along
       A       C#m
So just take it easy
F#m                               Bm
You acted surprised I just rolled my eyes
              E        A
It's gonna be alright

A
She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick
F#m
An unassuming sort of x-rated misfit
D
Her bottle's shook up all you've gotta do is twist it
E
Before you get a chance you'll already have missed it

A
He's got his arm around her looking like an actress
F#m
Agenda driven heathen posing like a baptist
D
Subtle proposition will you fit him in your track list
E
Or maybe you'll just get right down to wearing out the mattress

Bm            E
Hold out your hand... And
A      C#m
Take it easy
F#m                          Bm
I already know what's been going on
          E
I knew it all along
       A       C#m
So just take it easy
F#m                               Bm
You acted surprised I just rolled my eyes
              E
It's gonna be alright

A F#m D E
A F#m D E

A      C#m
Take it easy
F#m                          Bm
I already know what's been going on
          E
I knew it all along
       A       C#m
So just take it easy
F#m                               Bm
You acted surprised I just rolled my eyes
              E
It's gonna be alright

A
Just so we're straight and you don't get the wrong impression
F#m
Don't need a silly little overdue confession
D
Just remember when you're over at his house undressing
E                                                       A
He's just another sucker who's about to learn a lesson