I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This cruel insane man's job is getting me down
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

I don't know just what to do
He's got a crudge against Frank Berdo
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything
I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

Cernel Sanders wants to judge his goose
But psycho chicken still on the loose

They caught him down in old hiyo
They tied up his head and they put him in the oven
They put him in a box right next to a road
Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home
Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!

A psycho chicken
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye aye ayeee