G#5    A#5    G#5    A#5

G#5                   A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
   G#5                A#5
Oh he's the alphabet pony

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Phony monkey toy money lose end soda hands  
A#5 (strum)               A#5  (strum)
pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard just saying 

G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 

 G#5 (strum)                  G#5 (strum)                  
No fun not happy got no money need a friend 
  A#5   (strum)     A#5  (strum)
a volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in

G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
    G#5             A#5
Oh he's the alphabet pony

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Cancel Sunday cancel Monday don't look at me  
       A#5 (strum)              A#5 (strum)
I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed 
   G#5 (strum)             G#5 (strum)  
Need a punch a pop a bang a different song  
    A#5 (strum)              A#5 (strum)
like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog 

G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 

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We go up down  up down   up down town again 
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we like the walk the talk don't stop and fall into the quicksand 
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Sharp teeth dry heat can't breach too many sins 
A#5 (strum)                    A#5 (strum)
dont forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink
 
G#5                 A#5
He's the alphabet pony 
   G#5               A#5
Oh he's the alphabet pony
G#5                 A#5 (strum)
He's the alphabet pony