Ignore the man behind the curtain
Here come the lackeys
He can act like Richard Burton
Here come the lackeys
They take orders, not advice
Take the Fifth and take their price
They're not men, and they're not mice
Here come the lackeys

Guinea pigs for pet or palate
Here come the lackeys
Put your tribute in the ballot
Here come the lackeys
When will voters ever learn
No deposit, no return
Take your piece and take your turn
Here come the lackeys

Here they come, here they come
Here come the lackeys
If you start catching on
They'll invent some new Iraquis.

Make believe that your vote matters
There's just one team with different batters.
When will voters ever learn
No deposit, no return
Take your piece and take your turn
Here come the lackeys

Here they come (here come the lackeys)