Night time out on the piss
More mixed drinks mean mischief
Red bulls too strong spliff
Wake in cell feeling so sick
Bad buy bought on bad sleep
More to the point didn't come cheap
Sixth sense seemed a bit dodge
Now it's no joke need a new job

Oh no - only gone and blown it
Oh no - really gone and blown it now

Thought it was a bit risk
Got me tax disc sealed with a kiss
Cop stop called it in quick
Summoned for a dick feel a right thick
So sweet girl of my dreams
Then it went off torn at the seams
Claptrap gave it some yap
Now she just thinks I'm a big sap