Intro: Am  C  G  G

         Am
Punctured bicycle
    C                 G
On a hillside desolate
                          Am          C
Will nature make a man of me yet ?
        G
When in this charming car
           Am          C
This chaaaaaarming man
    G
Why pamper life's complexities

When the leather runs smooth
                  Am      C
On the passenger seat ?
          G
I would go out tonight
                              Am     C
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
      G
This man said "it's gruesome
                                 Am     C
That someone so handsome should care"
D          Em
A jumped-up pantry boy
A              C
Who never knew his place
   A      Em
He said "return the rings"
  C              D       Em       A
He knows so much about these things
  C              D       Em
He knows so much about these things


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          G
I would go out tonight
                              Am     C
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
      G
This man said "it's gruesome
                                 Am     C
That someone so handsome should care"
    G                           Am          C
La-la, la-la, la-la, this chaaaaaarming man
    G                           Am          C
La-la, la-la, la-la, this chaaaaaarming man 
D          Em
A jumped-up pantry boy
A              C
Who never knew his place
   A      Em
He said "return the rings"
  C              D       Em       A
He knows so much about these things
  C              D       Em       A
He knows so much about these things
  C         D    Em    A     C A    Em
He knows so much about these things

E|-9--9----9-9---9---|
B|-10-10---9-9---10--|
G|-11-11---9-9---11--|
D|-9--9----9-9---9---|
A|-------------------|
E|-------------------|