Dr Goll shows you some dance steps Dresses you up like you’re a clown You can do what you like to her She can’t go no further down Dr Goll he hired a painter Name of Quartz or Schwartz or so He would capture Lulu’s beauty On his canvas make it glow Dress her up, paint her picture She’s your bird, you her possess And the dogs all sniff around her Salivating on her dress Dr Goll you’re such a pervert Nearly four times her age Keep her pretty, show her off She’s a bird in a cage Oh those painters with their models Always get them into bed That’s what Schwartzy did with Lulu A virgin to a lion fed But when the dogs get too close Dr Goll will start to frown Then he’ll have a heart attack And in death he will drown Dr Goll Dr Goll Dr Goll In death he had drowned