Dr Goll shows you some dance steps
Dresses you up like you’re a clown
You can do what you like to her
She can’t go no further down
Dr Goll he hired a painter
Name of Quartz or Schwartz or so
He would capture Lulu’s beauty
On his canvas make it glow
Dress her up, paint her picture
She’s your bird, you her possess
And the dogs all sniff around her
Salivating on her dress
Dr Goll you’re such a pervert
Nearly four times her age
Keep her pretty, show her off
She’s a bird in a cage
Oh those painters with their models
Always get them into bed
That’s what Schwartzy did with Lulu
A virgin to a lion fed
But when the dogs get too close
Dr Goll will start to frown
Then he’ll have a heart attack
And in death he will drown
Dr Goll Dr Goll Dr Goll
In death he had drowned