Mouse Teeth

   C                          Am
because it's gotta be PC, and it's gotta be cruelty-free.
 F                             F
you should have practiced what you preached

mary, you've got a beautiful baby. >   C-Am-C-Am-C-Am-C-Am
mary, you've got a beautiful boy.  >   C-Am-C-Am-F

mouseteeth, named after your sister.       >  C-Am-C-Am-C-Am-C-Am
it's gonna be hard to find a proper toy.   >  C-Am-C-Am-F

C                         C
before you kicked joseph in the teeth.
Am                           Am
it's hard being alone long distance on the phone.
F
karma is a funny thing,
C
you shoulda thought of that before you took that swing.