Everybody Hates Me

   C     F     G     Am
e| 3     1     3     5
B| 5     1     3     5
G| 5     2     4     5
D| 5     3     5     7
A| 3     3     5     7
E| 3     1     3     5


Intro Riff:
                   C  F F  C
E|-----------------3--1-1--3--|    
B|-----------------5--1-1--5--|    
G|-----------------5--2-2--5--|    
D|-----------------5--3-3--5--|    
A|----3-3h5p3---3--3--3-3--3--|    
E|3-5---------5----3--1-1--3--| x2 

Verse 1:
C                         F
Well Joe got a promotion
C                    F
He's up there on top
C
Everybody was cheerin' him on
   C
He deserves everything he's got

Chorus:
     G              F
Guess who's the new talk of the town
G           C
The new S.O.B.
                  F
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
G                      C
Man it's a sight to see
                     F            G             Am  G  F
They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
                            C
Me I'm just working hard to get to that place,
G (Silence)
Where everybody hates me

(Repeat Intro Riff)

(Verse 2 Same as Verse 1)
Well Bill got a promotion
He knocked Joe back down
Now Joe's everybody's long lost friend HA!
He's back in the crowd

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)
Am                      G
Well everybody wants to be the big dog
      F
Wanna wag that big dog tail
    Am                 G                     F (Let it ring)
But til' they are they wanna see the big dog fail

(Exit chorus)
G                         F
You pay your dues and you get your breaks
G                 C
Then your the S.O.B.
                  F
The one everybody loves to hate
G                      C
It just comes naturally
                     F            G              Am  G  F
They all smile right to your face, and hide the jealousy
                                C            G (Silence)
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
(No Chords)
Til everybody hates me