Hard On The Ticker

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[Verse 1]
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I gave up pimento cheese, Domino's delivery, whiskey sours,
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apple pies, finger-lickin', chicken-fried are gastronomic history
  E                                   E
I used to like them scary shows but I gave them up a while ago
      E                                           B7
don't do no death-defyin', roller-coaster ridin', now-days I just take it slow.

[Pre-Chorus]
     C                        D
Ever since we started datin', I been compensatin'
   C                       D
to keep from gettin' up to heaven any quicker.

[Chorus]
             A                   E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
    B7                             A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
       E                        B7
saying hard on the ticker.

[Verse 2]
     E                                    E
Now, when she wiggles through my door, my chin gets heavy hits the floor,
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silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin' double-jointed hips,   my blood begins to roar.
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And when she nibbles on my ear it's partly pleasure, partly fear,
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a little dab is all it takes, to get my heart a-palpitatin' feelin' like the end is near.

[Pre-Chorus]
  C                        D
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
     C                     D
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.

[Chorus]
             A                   E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
    B7                             A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
       E                       E
saying hard on the ticker.

[Bridge]
E              E
     That's my girl.
A                E
     Yeah, she's hard on the ticker.

[Pre-Chorus]
  C                        D
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
     C                     D                    D      D
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.

[Chorus]
             A                   E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
    B7                             A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
       E                       E
saying hard on the ticker.

[Outro 1]
          E                   E
Oh, she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker
      E
She's hard on the ticker
      E
She's hard on the ticker