Confessions

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I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
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without being afraid for their lives
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I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
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Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
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And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
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Without being treated like dirt
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And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
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As the measure of a woman's worth

[Bridge]
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I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
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They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
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I would rather watch boobs than a movie
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Be doop be doo, I just really like boobs


[Verse]
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I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
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Whether they are rich or their poor
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I believe a world where no children are starving
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Is a world worth fighting for
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And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
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How incredibly lucky I am
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And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
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Should come at the expense of my fellow man

[Bridge]
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I'm sure I could give a little more to alleviate the suffering of the poor.

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
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I don't really mind if I am behind, below or above them
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They're just so jubbly, they make me feel lovely
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I'd rather own boobs than a pub
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Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo, I really love boobs.


[Verse]
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I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
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And we must treat her carefully
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I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
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Her resources indefinitely.

[Bridge]
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The earth's not a bottomless pit, and we can all do our little bit.

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just really care for 'em
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They're equally fun when they're aged 21, or octogenarian
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They're just so flappy, they make me feel happy
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I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
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Be doop be doo, I just really love boobs.

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Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
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Designed to tempt men in situations when
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They can't get a glimpse of your bum
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I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
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Lipstick is for making your lips look more
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Like the lips of a happy vagina
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Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
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Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
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From that first little suck of colostrum
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To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
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We're just fucking monkeys in    shoes
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And Iei
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Will always love boobs
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i Will always love boobs