Size I Wear

        C                    G
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
        D                         G
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round
C                                 G           C
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

[Solo]
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[Verse 1]
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In a neighborhood bar not too far from here
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Me and old John, we were chugging some beers
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Friday night about a half past ten
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When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in
     G                       D        G
The one in the front was a little too tall
    C                         G
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
        C                     G
But the one in the middle, as cute as could be
     A                    G
The one in the middle was looking at me

[Chorus]
             C                    G
Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
        D                            G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
C                                 G           C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

[Solo]
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[Verse 2]
      G                               D       G
I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’
          C                          G
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
    C                              G
Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend
           A                            D
He danced with this one and that one and this one again
   G                         D          G
A slow song came on, we were locked down tight
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John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’
     C                            G
Well you’re a mighty big feller but I don’t care
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Stand back John, that’s the size I wear

[Chorus]
        C                    G
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
        D                            G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
C                                 G           C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

[Solo]
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[Chorus]
            C                    G
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
        D                            G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
C                                 G           C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
             C                     G      C
Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care
  C                           D     G
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
  C  G A  D  G
Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute