The Cobbler

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Oh, me name is Dick Darby, I'm a cobbler
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I served my time at ould camp
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Some call me an old agi-tator
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But now I'm resolved to repent

[Chorus]
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day
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With me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy
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And me lab stone keeps beating away

[Verse 2]
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Ah, me father was hung for sheep stealing
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Me mother was burned for a witch
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Me sister's a dandy house-keeper
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And I'm a mechanical switch

[Chorus]
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day
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With me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy
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And me lab stone keeps beating away

[Verse 3]
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Now 'tis forty long years I have traveled
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All by the contents of me pack
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Me hammers, me awls and me pinchers
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I carry them all on me back

[Chorus]
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day
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With me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy
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And me lab stone keeps beating away

[Verse 4]
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Oh, me wife she is humpy, she's lumpy
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Me wife she's the devil, she's black
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And no matter what I may do with her
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Her tongue, it goes clickety-clack

[Chorus]
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day
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With me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy
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And me lab stone keeps beating away

[Verse 5]
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It was early one fine summer's morning
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A little before it was day
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I dipped her three times in the river
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And carelessly bade her "Good day"

[Chorus]
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe
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With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day
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With me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy
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And me lab stone keeps beating away