There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doing the cretin hop
Cretin! cretin!
1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4 - 5 - 6 - 7
All good cretins go to heaven
(repeat)