A  = 577655    F   = 133211   Bm = x24432
G  = 355433    C   = x35553   Bb = x13331
D  = xx0232    G/B = x20033   B  = x25552

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]         
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Now, I've got a cousin called Kevin, he's sure to go to Heaven,
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Always spotless, clean and neat, as smooth as you get 'em,
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He's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket, my Ma said they cost a packet,
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She won't even let me explain that me and Kevin, we're just not the same

[Chorus]
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Oh, my per - fect cousin, what I like to do, he  doesn't,
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He's his fami - ly's pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy

[Verse 2]
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He's got a de - gree in eco - nomics, maths, physics and bi - onics,
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He thinks that I'm a cabbage,`cause I hate 'University Challenge',
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Even at the age of ten, smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,
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He always beat me at 'Sub - buteo',
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'Cause he flicked a kick, and I didn't know

[Chorus]
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Oh, my per - fect cousin, what I like to do, he  doesn't,
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He's his fami - ly's pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy

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[Verse 3]
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His mother bought him a synthe - siser,
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Got 'The Human League' in to ad - vise her,
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Now he's making lots of noise, playing along with the Art School boys,
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Girls try to attract his at - tention, but what a shame it's in vain,
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...Total rejection, he will never be left on the shelf,
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'Cause Kevin, he's in love with himself

[Chorus]
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Oh, my per - fect cousin, what I like to do, he  doesn't,
G        A      G/B  C                  Bm              D
He's his fami - ly's pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy

[Coda]
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