Zombie Prostitute

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[Verse 1]
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Well I was alone and I needed a date
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I was taking a walk passed the cemetery gate
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When I saw a sign it said
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"For a good time take a left down by tombstone #8."
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Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
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Saw some eyes peaking out of the sepulcher
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I took a step into the tomb of ill repute
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Thats where i met her: The Zombie Prostitute


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[Verse 2]
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I cupped her left breast but im pretty sure I tore it
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I'd sit her down but she didn't have the stomach for it
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Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot
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But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute!
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Well i was tense it was plain to see
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A sort of rigor-mortis was coming over me
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I didn't want to see it but i just had to believe it
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I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me


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[Chorus]
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Morally i'm destitute
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In the Tomb of ill Repute
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She's a rotton kind of cute
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For a Zombie Prostitute


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[Verse 3]
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Now I'm falling apart from my head down to my toes
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I dont know which of my organs is the next to go
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I've been such a sleeze since she gave me the disease
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Wouldn't you know now im a Zombie Jiggalo
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I took my first client on a date
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We took a walk passed the cemetary gate
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I got under her slip

But then i heard a rip
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I pulled it out and i said...

"Baby keep the tip!"


[Chorus]
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Morally i'm destitute
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In the Tomb of ill Repute
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She's a rotton kind of cute
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For a Zombie Prostitute