Can you offer me some technical support for my heart?
Because i can't find the switch that makes it restart
I fear it might have reached maximum capacity
And i need you to return full operation to me
So can you offer me some technical support for my heart?
Could i return it for a service, or some upgraded parts?
The manual is vague, and yet still manages to be over-long
And needless to say, the information within is all wrong

If you are calling about a heartbreak already in progress
Please press one before it's too late
If you are experiencing emotional malfunction
The button to press is eight
If you think that you require a replacement
Please press number nine
Or if you prefer to speak to an operator
Please stay on the line

Could you provide me with some technical support for my brain?
The wires are crossed, or bits are lost, it's driving me insane
Should i be letting it cool down, or running further tests?
I need professional advice on what would be best
So could you give me some technical support for my brain?
It's processing emotion and turning it into pain
The system needs rebooting, it needs investigation
Or i'll be forced to remove it to a new location

Our lines are open from nine until five
We apologise if we've missed you
If you've called to report the short product life
We're already aware of the issue
If you're missing a vital connector, call back
And we'll arrange to have the part sent
But if you're looking for sympathy
You're through to the wrong department.