G Bm Am G

                             Am     
I guess it's something in my brain
D                            G    D/F# Em
I need whiskey to ease the pain
                      C        
But it's early in the morning
D                      G    Bm Am G
and I'm feeling bad again
                 C         
But if you ever loved me
D                      G   D/F# Em
you'll go easy on me now
                   A7                              
Fix me up a cup of coffee 
                         D                       
and in a while I'll come around
                               Am     
I think I'll spend the dogfood money
D                            G    D/F# Em
but he'll love me just the same
                         C     
But if you really love me baby
D                                 G     Bm Am G
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain


                          Am
It's a shame when morning hurts,
D                             G    D/F# Em
I've seen bad and I've seen worse
                      C
it's the nature of my being
D                            G    Bm Am G
I took some money from your purse          
                          C 
Now a Frenchman loves to party   
D                       G    D/F# Em                        
and I know he's not to blame
                                 A7                         
But the way you're lookin' at me baby
                               D
I just can't help but feel the shame
                                Am                             
I think I'll spend the dogfood money
D                            G    D/F# Em
but he'll love me just the same
                           C 
But if you really love me baby
D                                 G     Bm Am G
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
                           C 
But if you really love me baby
D                                 G     Bm Am G
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain