Intro: E  A  A  B (twice)

E                  A
I know that every morning you go thumbing
             B
Through the personal want ads
E                     A
You grab the latest copy a cup of coffee
           B
And settle in for a good laugh
E                      A
I been tryin to catch your eye but I'm so shy
        B
I'm hoping and praying that
C#m            A                       B
Today's edition is gonna catch your attention


Chorus:
           E             A                       B
There's a single white female, lookin for that special lover
E               A
To put it in a nutshell
                             B
A one woman man who doesn't want no other
C#m A         E
Oh you never can tell
     A                  B
She just might be your dream come true
  C#m           A    B                   E
A single white female is lookin for a man like you


E                  A
Yeah I'm a little nervous I'm not sure if
            B
I should a put it in writing
E                      A
Mighta been a little wreckless a little desperate
        B
But I think I did the right thing
E               A
Couldn't go on livin keep it hidden
         B
So I'm tellin you everything
C#m                 A                   B
It's my confession, I hope you get the message

CHORUS

Instrumental:  E A A B (3 times)

C#m                 A                   B
It's my confession, I hope you get the message