C                  E        F
So your mama was a mess sometimes
C                        E               F
Took the keys away and told you you were boring
C                           E    F
Well come sit and talk with me tonight
C                            E         F
We can bore each other both until the morning

C                   E       F
So your daddy was a poltergeist
C                        E                F
Sent your little sister screaming down the hallway
C                           E      F
Well I don’t know about the afterlife
C                                   E      F
But I can help you to forget about the old days

[Chorus]
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya

C                      E         F
You say your body is a bad punch line
C                             E             F
You’re sick of looking like a beast after a bombing
C                        E      F
Well baby take a look at me sometime
C                      E          F
Let me add a little yodel to your yawning

[Chorus]
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya

[Bridge]
Am               E   F
If you don’t believe me
Am                     E   F
And you’re left feeling hollow
Am               E  F
Tie a tooth to a tree
Am                   E    F
Pull the string and I’ll follow

C                           E           F
You say your brain is like a lost land mine
C                              E               F
One false move and you could send the children flying
C                          E      F
Well I can’t think of any reason why
C                           E         F
I couldn’t add a little dancing to your dying

[Chorus]
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya
C  E  F
Ya Ya Ya