You know i get a funny feeling,
Like an epidemic running through my head,
Ya know i got that feeling, it's the best,
Got the Zuton Fever in my head.

When it's running through my bones,
Ya know i feel just like i'm ten years old,
Ya know i'm looking young and good again,
Got the Zuton Fever in my head.

It starts to make it's way upstairs,
It's like pollution in my veins and in my hair,
Ya know where it comes from i don't care,
Let me know if you get some i'll be there.

Oh father, father, i have sinned,
I've let myself down time and time again,
Ya know the Zuton Fevers made me thin,
And now i've got to clean my flaky skin

Oh doctor, doctor help and let me know,
If you can find a cure or anecdote,
You know i've always been true to you my friend,
Hope that you can help me out again.

You know i get a funny feeling,
Like an epidemic running through my head,
Ya know i got that feeling it's the best,
Got the Zuton Fever in my head!