Sand In My Face

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I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you)
I saw a nine stone weakling
(What will you do?)
Dynamic Tension         waiting for you?
Dynamic Tension        make a man out of you

A        A7

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I opened my magazine  (What did you see?)
I saw Mr. France   (What did he have?)
A girl on each shoulder  (What else?)
And one in his pants
Dynamic Tension  can do this for you
Dynamic Tension    make a man out of
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You you you you      you
D                            Em11
So our hero goes down to the beach
D                       Em11
He's in real terrible shape
D                              Em11
His chick's been seen with big Alex
D                              Em11
That mother kicked sand in his face
D                         Em11  D  Em11
Now let me tell you about Alex
         D            Em11  D            Em11
He's got:  Hands like hams    Knees like trees
D   Em11   A              G
200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules......

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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
Em                  A
I lost my girl down by the beach
Em                        A
She's with Alex and she's out of reach
   D          A               G                        D  A  G
So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
D          A          G           D   A   G
I saw your body in an advert on T.V.
D           A                  Bm         Gm
But what convinced me was your money back guarantee

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Now I'm stronger than Alex
(Where is he now?)
He's left in disgrace
(Oh yeah?)
Cos I took back my girlfriend
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
And kicked sand in his face
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(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
[fades]