Where’ve you been?
I’m waiting at your home
Why do you look wasted? Why do you be looking stoned?
Where are all the people on your phone?
Your face looks better even when there ain’t no broken bones

I know I’m not a perfect stranger
But I probably think you’d get some rest
I know I’m not a perfect stranger
But I probably think it’s for the best

Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?

Baby, I don’t mind
Baby, don’t be shy
Where did all of my best friends go?
Where did all of my best friends go?

I thought you were a nuisance when you came into my home
You taught me you’re a nuisance when you left me on the phone
Where are all these people in your house?
Why’s the liquor from the cupboard on your favourite blouse?

I know I’m not a perfect stranger
But I probably think you’d get some rest
I know I’m not a perfect stranger
But I probably think it’s for the best

Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?
Baby, I don’t mind
Baby, don’t be shy

Where did all of my best friends go?
Where did all of my best friends go?

I know what you like
You're waking up on your toes
You’re with some guy
Whose taking off all your clothes

And maybe this don’t feel right
Or maybe I’ve been gone too long
Where did all my best friends go?
Where did all my best friends go?
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