About every time you turn on your television
There's another so-called movie star
Either suing somebody or going back to jail
Or out of rehab and right back to the bar

I bet you heard about the two celebrities
They threw away a fortune on their wedding day
Looking back they should have fed half the world instead
And now they are getting a divorce in LA

So you can keep your caviar and your champagne
And your million dollar mansion in Bel-Air
Who really cares if you drive a Maserati?
Who gives a flip about the fancy clothes you wear?
Cause all the money in your dog eat dog kind of world
Couldn't buy you a lick of happiness
No Hollywood wouldn't know love
If love walked up and gave Hollywood a kiss

Oh poor poor little rich girl, her daddy has hotels to burn
She's got a slogan that's hot, talent that's not, no she don't have a care or concern
She's got a private jet, videos on the net, and VIP parties every other hour
She's got her BFF, an entourage, and a chef
Ego bigger than the Eiffel Tower

Honey you can keep your caviar and your champagne
And your million dollar mansion in Bel-Air

Who really cares if you drive a Maserati?
Who gives a flip about the fancy clothes you wear?
Cause all the money in your dog eat dog kind of world
Couldn't buy you a lick of happiness
No Hollywood wouldn't know love
If love walked up and gave Hollywood a kiss

Supermodel, rock stars, hundred thousand dollar cars
Treating life like a pleasure cruise
You know there's not a lot of difference
Between cheap toilet paper and the supermarket tabloid news
Now you can throw a hissy fit, you can blame it on the fame
Or the pressure and the paparazzi
But what we all really need is lots of love from above
And a little more and more less vanity

So you can keep your caviar and your champagne
And your million dollar mansion in Bel-Air
Who really cares if you drive a Maserati?
Who gives a flip about the fancy clothes you wear?
Cause all the money in your dog eat dog kind of world
Couldn't buy you a lick of happiness
No Hollywood wouldn't know love
If love walked up and gave Hollywood a kiss

No Hollywood wouldn't know love
If love walked up and gave Hollywood a kiss