Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Not to be confused with Bitch, Bisquatch, or Fabian
Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue
And I can barely tie my shoes
I've got my pride
Most the time
But I still drink my wine
I don't know why
I guess you hate this song
That's why my Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Bismosquizimanitch is my name
If you decide to ever rewrite this song
Or call me a "spat"
Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat
Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Bismosquizimanitch is my name
Bismo-bismo-bi-bi-bismo-bismosquizimanitch
Bismosquizimanitch is my name