The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock and roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down
If you've got the dollar, we got the song
Just want to boogie woogie all night long
Yeah boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million
And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans

Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean
But I've got a Momma who's a hummer
Just keeping me alive
While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
She's working 9 to 5
She knows her place that woman

Just you wait
One of these days see me driving round town
In my rocking Rolls-Royce with the Sun roof down
My bottle of booze
No summer time blues
Shouting out, look at me
In my rock and roll voice

No, it ain't no fun, yeah
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Do you believe me?
It ain't no fun
No
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
It ain't no fun
I don't care what they say
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Drive a Rolls-Royce car

No, it ain't no fun
You know it
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No no no no no no no
No, it ain't no fun
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire

Got a million dollar scream
But it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)
Oh no
No, it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)
That's what I said
Yeah, it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)
And I wanna be rich
No, it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)
It's no fun doin' this bitch
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
You better believe it

Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)

It ain't having no fun
(Ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun
(Ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No no
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Well, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire

Hey
Hello Howard, how you doing, friend
Next door neighbor
oh, yeah
Get your fucking jumbo jet out of my airport

Ain't no fun
It ain't no fun
Oh, ain't no fun
Well, it ain't no fun
Yeah, it ain't no fun
Well, it ain't no fun
It ain't no fun
Ain't no fun

Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun, no
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No no no no no