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  A                                 D
      She makes the place a jumpin'      the way she moves around,
A                                D
    she likes a romp and rollin'     that's when she gets it out.
A                                 D
    And when she starts a rockin'       she brings me to the boil,
A                                D
    she likes to give it up some:

                 A                    D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.

   A                                   D
       A picture clear for watchin',      the dish is running hot,
A                                   D
    the box is set for pumpin',           she gonna take the lot.
A                                 D
    The way she gets the butt in,      she's gettin set to ball,
A                              D
     I like to chew it up some.

                A                    D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues. Yeah, yeah!
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.

G                                  G
    Can't get nothing on the dial,      but the frickin' thing's gone wild
G                                D
    all I get is the god damned news.

                A   D A D A D
New satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
                A                   D
New satellite blues, new satellite blues.
G
    This thing's nothing but a load of crap,
G
    I'm gonna send it right back,
G                              D
    you can stick it where it hurts, Mac!
G   G   D  G   D                                         A
                    Oh yeah, I got the new satellite blues.