C
Bartholemew bring me a fork
          G7
There's a minstrel parade on tv
        C
Let the lights glow, an excellent reason
   G7            C
To stay home tonight

C
Oh the old men wave their canes
          Em
They have yesterday's brains
          f                            G
And their worlds stop turning on sundays
C
The young lives are clipped
    Em
And smudged on the rocks
f                 G
Distorted and forgotten

C
Quietly she enters the room
       G7
But we can't talk, we can not be seen
C
Returning her new pair of jeans
G7                C
Just to stay home tonight

C
Oh the mirror always shows
          Em
There's a stranger in my clothes
f                        G
Standing on the third rail
C
Lost at sea
Em
searching for me
       F                G
And we don't know how to sail

C
So if you go to guitar store
         G7
You will see me again

Holding the door
C
It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor
       G7        C
If you stay home tonight

C
Oh i saw you before
       Em
In the guitar store
f                      G
I was lonely, lazy and useless
C
And Bartholemew moans
       Em
To the counterfeit clones
        f                     G
When he feels like he's not a human