A         E         G         D
 Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
A          E         G                D
 Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
A            E           G              D
 Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo
A                   E                        G              D
Wing wong ping pong king kong cheech n chong hop hip kagagoogoo


[BRIDGE]

Em              G                  D               A
Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou
Em                  G                  D                            A
Flim flam wham blam sam bam cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo


[CHORUS]
               A              E                G               D 
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat grandmas stroodle
A                     E                        G     D
 cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
          A               E              G             D
You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax grandmas mustache
A                E                        G   D
 And lay out her socks and make sure they match
G  (pause)                       A      E G D 
Whoa, you gotta help out your grandma


[VERSE 2]

A         E             G                     D 
 Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo
  A             E             G                          D
A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo
A                           E              G             D
Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang
  A               E              G                       D
A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang


[BRIDGE]

Em               G          D            A
Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo
  Em            G                  D             A
A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo


[CHORUS]

               A              E                 G              D    
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta shave grandmas poodle
A                    E               G D
 cause grandma would do the same for you
           A                E                G                           
 You gotta libby, you gotta labby, you gotta hug grandma even though shes 
D
flabby
A                 E                        G D
 cause you should know grandmas are people too
G (pause)                   A     E G D 
Whoa, you gotta love your grandma


A E G D


[VERSE 3]

A                          E                                         
Now if you listened to the words of this song
    G                                    D
You know theyre coming straight from the heart
A                         E
 Never make fun of your grandma
G                          D
Even when she rips a juicy fart


[CHORUS]

                A              E
And remember to dip, you gotta doodle
          G (pause)              D
You gotta stop playing with your noodle
A             E                         G   D
 cause grandma said it will make you go blind
          A                 E                G               D
You gotta gipper, you gotta giper, you gotta change grandmas diaper
A         E                             G  D
 And then pretend that you really didnt mind
G        D                A
Whoa, respect to the grandma