It was a long time, maybe 4 or 5 days of doom
I'd said something wrong, and she didn't answer my phone calls
But then one day my device brought some good news
Come meet me at the pub, we sure got lots to talk about

I was so happy I started to laugh
I did my beard and cut my hair
My mamma said
My son, take care, that girl is crazy and she's driving you mad

I went to change my clothes and laid my eyes on some scars in my arms
That girl scratches, that girl, she bites
There was a night when she even threatened me with a bread knife
Well nobody’s perfect and that girl's got such wonderful legs

So I tightened my belt and shook my chest
I was looking pretty nice so I got in the car
Once inside I took a deep breath
Pretended I was cool and tried to relax

She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled
She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled
She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled
She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled

That girl is crazy, but so am I
Let's toast together to the night
We spend so much time doing what we don't want to
So forget the rules and have some fun

She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled
She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled
She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled
She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs
She looked into my eyes and smiled