My make up friend
I pretend to care about her
Well she sucks me in again
I can't bend or break
I can't make mistakes

My made up friend's got it all worked out
This ain't customary
She'll build a wall until you destroy it all again

I'm not following you around
I'm not the one who hit the ground
Sing a song about everything you do
I'm a lot, a lot better

I make up friends
I pretend to give a shit
Ah well, she's perfectly thin
And wins again with the hottest thing going

My tongue is short and I'm here to stay
I can't say the same thing for her
And yeah, I know I can't make a change
But I'll try anyway

I'm not following you around
I'm not the one who hit the ground
Sing a song about everything you do
I'm a lot, a lot better, hey!

You have nothing better to do with your life now
Your life now. Hey!
You have nothing better to say for yourself, yourself, yourself [x2]

Just stay close to your enemies
(It's gona bite you)

I'm not following you around
I'm not the one who hit the ground
Sing a song about everything you do
I'm a lot, a lot better

You have nothing better to do with your life now
Your life now. Hey!
You have nothing better to say for yourself, yourself, yourself [x2]