I'm going cruising in my Woody
Lighting up my barbecue
Turning on the air conditioner
Nice to see you CO2

Waxing up my brand new surfboard
Made from pure Brazilian trees
Once I lived 10 miles inland
Now my front yard is the sea

It's gonna be an endless summer
Let's all hop in the Hummer
It's such a bummer that the water is so warm
It's an endless season
And it stands to reason
That we can't all make it through the next big storm

There's no more fish left in the ocean
The polar bears have jumped the shark
No more oil in the desert
We're left sitting in the dark

Now it's summer the whole year long
No one ever sees the snow
Getting hotter every day now
What we'll do God only knows