Well, there’s a fire in the woods in my neighborhood
My boss is yellin’ at me more than he usually would
I burned my thumb, felt so dumb making hot cocoa
If life’s a game, I think the devil’s on a roll

And all this shit I take grows weirder every day
And this big smile I fake cause I got bills to pay (ugh screw this)

Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde

Went on a date Saturday fuckin’ lost my cool
With this guy sayin’ how he’s turned off by girls with tattoos
Talked to my mom on the phone, she complained about
The time I'm wastin’ with my head up in the clouds

Mom, I'm just tryin’ to pave a better way for me
Don’t wanna hear y’all pushing me all your beliefs

Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde

I got caught up in a mess
Gotta turn it around
Feels like the Universe
Got me down for the count
But what if I don’t take it?
I’ll make it myself
But what if I don’t take it?
I will make it myself
I’ll make it myself

Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde

Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde
Mercury is in retrograde

Gotta turn it around