I woke up at 4 PM,
And i stayed in bed till 8
I got up to call my dentist,
But it was too late
I had to make an appointment,
But who needs teeth
When you don't smile anyways?
They'll just rot away

I sleep most of the day so
I don't see the sunlight
I learned all of my skills
In the middle of the night
But I woke up early in the morning
I saw the sun exploding in the sky
I thought, "Why, oh why was
I spared when my best friend died?"

So stay in bed and keep your
Head close to the door
Don't say a word
'Cause if you do, they'll be after you
Like they were with me

When I was a kid,
I always said I'd be a king
Of my own country,
And I'd let you all in
Now that I'm older and I'm wiser,
I realize that I'd be counting sins
So you can't come in

Don't point me towards the mirror,
'Cause I don't like what I see
It's so easy to be lonely
When you've got a face like me
And is it wrong to see a doctor
Every time I think I've got a new disease
Once or twice a week?
Maybe they'll name one after me

So stay in bed and keep
Your head close to the door
Don't say a word
'Cause if you do, they'll be after you
Like they were with me
So stay in bed and
Keep your head close to the door
Don't say a word
'Cause if you do, they'll be after you
Like they were with me

So stay in bed and keep
Your head close to the door
Don't say a word
'Cause if you do, they'll be after you
Like they were with me
So stay in bed, these kids made a mess
They made high school a miserable wreck
The blood on your shoes, it came from you
And there's nothing you can do

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