When I pull up to the couch
See a bunch of muthafuckas and they don't know how to game in style
Shove them words in your mouth
Like a baby never suckled on a titty for the longest while
And if you're happy with the struggle
Of a bunch of a Koopa trouble then we gonna have a problem, son
'Cause I am Missus In-Ya-Business
And I'm gonna make you witness; this is how I get the battle won
Booty on your weak mind in 2D never looked fine
Now you're winding for the wrong kind
Flash forward and we rewind
I got you feeling that this ceiling gonna cave on a lan' mine
Controller chunky

These buttons' functions is funky
You masturbatin' in places
Makin' that joystick your honey
I'm sayin' this is invasion
Got your anus enslaved in
Pretendo pavin' the way
For bitches ready to sway me
The biggest guns will come out
But while you camping about
I will melee you and slay you
Filet you like you a trout

Rage quit
You uninstall
Over a minor glitch
You can't take the fall
Throwing consoles out the window
'Cause you been losing in limbo
So when you ready to win
Go through the steps that I made simple
For that bae-sta-tion
Bae-sta-tion
Bae-sta-tion
Bae-sta-tion

Ooh boy I understand why you so mad
Your KDR is something worse than bad
Can't even keep it at a steady 1
Don't take a fool to school, you, just for fun
My headshot count will keep you in last place
I got this shit-eating grin on my face
Make me a sandwich, we'll call it a day
This is how champions feel when we play
Bae-sta-tion
Bae-sta-tion
Bae-sta-tion
Bae-sta-tion